Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Training for the Great Singapore Sale

One thing men would NEVER understand: Why women get so violent during sales.

The Great Singapore Sale is THE sale of the year. And I was at a mall the other day when I saw women training...in the mall...for the Great Singapore Sale. Well apparently, here're a few things you need to know to have a successful shopping experience...meaning...getting the great bargains and making sure you get what you want - not letting that gorgeous bag leave with some other woman! The only woman leaving with THAT bag...IS YOU!

You'll thank me for this...courtesy of Amore fitness...:

Step 1: Get ready to charge for that bag, sitting there on the shelf..only one piece..












Step 2: Some biatch got to the bag first! It's punch time...aim anywhere. Just make sure it'll hurt enough for her to drop THAT bag!












She's still clutching onto it.


Step 3: Knee her ... anywhere!












Step 4: Brace yourself for a counter attack...biatch, bag, hitting the crap out of you..DEFEND!














Sale's in June, you've got a month to train..all the best. Remember, it's not the strength..it's the technique! ;)

*This article was meant for the purpose of entertainment only and for no other purpose. Actual activity in the pictures was a Tae Bo demonstration by Amore fitness at City Square Mall.

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