One thing men would NEVER understand: Why women get so violent during sales.
The Great Singapore Sale is THE sale of the year. And I was at a mall the other day when I saw women training...in the mall...for the Great Singapore Sale. Well apparently, here're a few things you need to know to have a successful shopping experience...meaning...getting the great bargains and making sure you get what you want - not letting that gorgeous bag leave with some other woman! The only woman leaving with THAT bag...IS YOU!
You'll thank me for this...courtesy of Amore fitness...:
Step 1: Get ready to charge for that bag, sitting there on the shelf..only one piece..
Step 2: Some biatch got to the bag first! It's punch time...aim anywhere. Just make sure it'll hurt enough for her to drop THAT bag!
She's still clutching onto it.
Step 3: Knee her ... anywhere!
Step 4: Brace yourself for a counter attack...biatch, bag, hitting the crap out of you..DEFEND!
Sale's in June, you've got a month to train..all the best. Remember, it's not the strength..it's the technique! ;)
*This article was meant for the purpose of entertainment only and for no other purpose. Actual activity in the pictures was a Tae Bo demonstration by Amore fitness at City Square Mall.
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