Training for the Great Singapore Sale

One thing men would NEVER understand: Why women get so violent during sales.

The Great Singapore Sale is THE sale of the year. And I was at a mall the other day when I saw women training...in the mall...for the Great Singapore Sale. Well apparently, here're a few things you need to know to have a successful shopping experience...meaning...getting the great bargains and making sure you get what you want - not letting that gorgeous bag leave with some other woman! The only woman leaving with THAT bag...IS YOU!

You'll thank me for this...courtesy of Amore fitness...:

Step 1: Get ready to charge for that bag, sitting there on the shelf..only one piece..












Step 2: Some biatch got to the bag first! It's punch time...aim anywhere. Just make sure it'll hurt enough for her to drop THAT bag!












She's still clutching onto it.

Step 3: Knee her ... anywhere!












Step 4: Brace yourself for a counter attack...biatch, bag, hitting the crap out of you..DEFEND!













Sale's in June, you've got a month to train..all the best. Remember, it's not the strength..it's the technique! ;)

*This article was meant for the purpose of entertainment only and for no other purpose. Actual activity in the pictures was a Tae Bo demonstration by Amore fitness at City Square Mall.

All the rage & what's on the sale racks

I right now bring you a fashion update:

What's all the rage?

• Horizontal stripes. They're back...I know...already? I didn't miss them.
• Sailor style.
• Grungy - faded denim, washed out prints on cotton, skirts or shorts with no hems, frayed bottoms, ripped denim.

What's STILL here?

I'm afraid floral prints or clothes that look like they're made from curtains - HAVE NOT LEFT US YET. Unfortunately. As you know, I detest them. The possibility could be that fabric warehouses are having a major sale on such fabric and design houses and brands are snapping up these fabrics at dirt cheap prices and have decided to pass them off as latest fashion to make a quick buck.

What's on the sale racks?

Oddly shaped mini or knee length skirts - over the top, over accessorized, bubble skirts, patchy skirts. You know, whatever looks unconventional. Clearly meant to create a statement or to attract second glances...mostly in disgust, I must admit. I haven't seen one to my liking yet. They don't seem to be leaving the sale racks either, even at 50% off. Thank god people care about style more than price. Bravo!